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Dec. 7th, 2024 08:17 pmI found this hilarious list of punny restaurant names by Megan Amram! (Link goes to the Wayback Machine.)
...It's not screenreadable, and Twitter is a trash fire, so I'm just going to transcribe it here. I'll take it down if Amram asks me to. (If you catch any errors, let me know and I'll check whether it's mine or hers. And if there are any jokes you don't get, feel free to ask in the comments.)
Tag yourself; I’m Suffering Succotash.
...It's not screenreadable, and Twitter is a trash fire, so I'm just going to transcribe it here. I'll take it down if Amram asks me to. (If you catch any errors, let me know and I'll check whether it's mine or hers. And if there are any jokes you don't get, feel free to ask in the comments.)
Some Pasta Restaurants: Al Dente on the Western Front, Penne For Your Thoughts, Pasta Expiration Date, Pasta Test, Ramen on Empty, Ramen With Scissors, Return of the Mac… ’N Cheese!, I’m Gnoicchi-Ding Around, The Pesto’s Yet To Come, Ziti Lights, Ziti of Stars, Willy Lo Mein, Spaeztle Needs, J. Paul Spaghetti, Kara-Gnocchi, You Do the Hokey Gnocchi And You Eat Yourself Some Food, Lasagna Come Out Tomorrow, Udon Own Me, Linguine Manuel-Miranda, The Apple Doesn’t Farfalle From The Tree
Some Pastry Restaurants: Cake Cod, Cake Canaveral, Hertz’ Donut, Donut You Want Me Baby, Donut Make My Brown Eyes Blue, Cruller Intentions, The Fertile Croissant, Éclair and Present Danger, Filo and Otis, Filo Yiannopoulos, Macaroon-ey Mara, Pie Another Day, Pie Hard, Pie Antwoord, Strudel The Fence, The Studel Is Real, Goofus and Galette, Puff Piece: Try Puff Pastry!, Quiche From A Rose, Knish From A Rose, Beignet And The Jets, Muffin But Net, Biscotti Pippen, Biscotti And Meatballs, Bundt In The Oven, I Torte I Saw a Puddy-Tat
Some Corn Restaurants: Polenta To Go Around, Kiss My Grits… Then Eat Them!, The Maize Runner, The Maize From Westworld, Corn You Dig It?, Ty Corn-On-The-Cob, Grand Corn-nation, Sufferin’ Succotash, In Perfect Hominy, Hominy Korine, Kernel Sanders
Some Sushi Restaurants: So Sue-Shi, Tamago Never Dies, Roe-Roe-Roe Your Boat, Take My Tempura? Sure!, Tuna Piano, Rice to Meat You, For Goodness’ Sake, MisoGyny, Salmon-Bowl Lecter, Seaweed Rabbit -- Chopsticks Are For Kids, The Catcher In The Rice, The Ketchup In The Rice, Ponzu Scheme
Some Bread Restaurants: Toast Of The Town, Toast The Rainbow, Loaf Of My Life, Second to Naan, Pita Pan, We Ciabatta Zoo, Brioche With Death, Paint Brioche, Crouton A Hot Tin Roof, Matzah-Chew-Sits: A Place You Can Sit And Eat Matzah!, White Baguette Fences, Last But Not Yeast, Yeast Infetch-yum, Focaccia Red Handed, Bread Pit
Some Poultry Restaurants, Squab Goals, Chicken Of The Sea Of The Land (Chicken), Pot Pie The Sailor Man, Wings Martindale, Hot Coq Au Vin, Coq-Au-Vinie-Doo, Ralph Lauren Pollo, Water Pollo (Duck), Duck Duck Goose, Party Fowl, A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In Your Mouth, A View To A Quail, Quail Yourself, I Can Be Your Feather Figure, Chicken Corbin Bleu, Piccata Good Recipe From The Cookbook
Some Cheese Restaurants: Forever In Bleu Cheese, Provolone Again Naturally, Fondue Diligence, Brie Larceny, Colby Maybe, Gouda-nough, Cheddar Off Ted, A Queso The Mondays, Richard Gruyere, Camembert-be Let’s Go Party, A Game Of Cheese, Why I Ric-otta
Some Shrimp Restaurants: Lady And The Scampie
Some Pastry Restaurants: Cake Cod, Cake Canaveral, Hertz’ Donut, Donut You Want Me Baby, Donut Make My Brown Eyes Blue, Cruller Intentions, The Fertile Croissant, Éclair and Present Danger, Filo and Otis, Filo Yiannopoulos, Macaroon-ey Mara, Pie Another Day, Pie Hard, Pie Antwoord, Strudel The Fence, The Studel Is Real, Goofus and Galette, Puff Piece: Try Puff Pastry!, Quiche From A Rose, Knish From A Rose, Beignet And The Jets, Muffin But Net, Biscotti Pippen, Biscotti And Meatballs, Bundt In The Oven, I Torte I Saw a Puddy-Tat
Some Corn Restaurants: Polenta To Go Around, Kiss My Grits… Then Eat Them!, The Maize Runner, The Maize From Westworld, Corn You Dig It?, Ty Corn-On-The-Cob, Grand Corn-nation, Sufferin’ Succotash, In Perfect Hominy, Hominy Korine, Kernel Sanders
Some Sushi Restaurants: So Sue-Shi, Tamago Never Dies, Roe-Roe-Roe Your Boat, Take My Tempura? Sure!, Tuna Piano, Rice to Meat You, For Goodness’ Sake, MisoGyny, Salmon-Bowl Lecter, Seaweed Rabbit -- Chopsticks Are For Kids, The Catcher In The Rice, The Ketchup In The Rice, Ponzu Scheme
Some Bread Restaurants: Toast Of The Town, Toast The Rainbow, Loaf Of My Life, Second to Naan, Pita Pan, We Ciabatta Zoo, Brioche With Death, Paint Brioche, Crouton A Hot Tin Roof, Matzah-Chew-Sits: A Place You Can Sit And Eat Matzah!, White Baguette Fences, Last But Not Yeast, Yeast Infetch-yum, Focaccia Red Handed, Bread Pit
Some Poultry Restaurants, Squab Goals, Chicken Of The Sea Of The Land (Chicken), Pot Pie The Sailor Man, Wings Martindale, Hot Coq Au Vin, Coq-Au-Vinie-Doo, Ralph Lauren Pollo, Water Pollo (Duck), Duck Duck Goose, Party Fowl, A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In Your Mouth, A View To A Quail, Quail Yourself, I Can Be Your Feather Figure, Chicken Corbin Bleu, Piccata Good Recipe From The Cookbook
Some Cheese Restaurants: Forever In Bleu Cheese, Provolone Again Naturally, Fondue Diligence, Brie Larceny, Colby Maybe, Gouda-nough, Cheddar Off Ted, A Queso The Mondays, Richard Gruyere, Camembert-be Let’s Go Party, A Game Of Cheese, Why I Ric-otta
Some Shrimp Restaurants: Lady And The Scampie
Tag yourself; I’m Suffering Succotash.
